SEVEN KINDS OF SEX.....HMMMMM
This is something that caught my eye as I was wandering around reading blogs on the Stumble Upon feature through the Mozilla Firefox browser. (yes.....I stole it) hehehe I just wanted to share it with all of you for a laugh or two. Enjoy!
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
1. SMURF SEX: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2. KITCHEN SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3. BEDROOM SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4. HALLWAY SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say " SCREW YOU."
5. RELIGIOUS SEX: Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night.
6. COURTROOM SEX: This is when you cannot stand each other anymore. You go to court and get screwed in front of everyone.
7. SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: You get a little each month - but not enough to live on.
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
1. SMURF SEX: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2. KITCHEN SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3. BEDROOM SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4. HALLWAY SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say " SCREW YOU."
5. RELIGIOUS SEX: Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night.
6. COURTROOM SEX: This is when you cannot stand each other anymore. You go to court and get screwed in front of everyone.
7. SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: You get a little each month - but not enough to live on.
posted by Zeppelinlady at 12:30 AM
10 Comments:
LOL..we see where YOU'RE mind has been! :X
Good one...smurf sex indeed LOL!!
Excellent post!! It's all good...
dabich,
Has been???? You mean always is! LOL ;)
green,
Glad you enjoyed it.:)
LOL...perv! :P
By the way, time for a new post!
::nudge nudge::
Yoo-hoo Zep, where ARE YOU????
dabs..HELP!! I'm caught up!" Caught up! I don't know what it is but it seems he's got me twisted."
I'm right here, Zep, just holler!
Zep? you ok girl?
I'm here and doing ok. I'm just alittle bit infatuated right now is all.:)
constant,
awww, you got that song, huh? ;)) *blushing*
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